He is the most interesting cat in the world. No one can buffalo him. He once smelled a rat in Denmark, and another in Norway…he couldn’t tell the difference…after all, a rat is a rat no matter where he lives. They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, unless he is in the bush. If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance. For him, there are ZERO wonders of the world and his arrival makes weeping willows laugh. He can change a leopard’s spots and Sasquatch is looking for him. He never takes anything seriously…except the things he takes seriously. He is the most interesting cat in the world.
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