He is the most interesting cat in the world. Do not ever make the mistake of calling him “Puss”…he is the “Count in Boots”. Curiosity tried to kill him once, but he was quicker. Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him and no one has ever gotten his tongue. His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears. He has never dragged anything in…his conquests follow him willingly because they think he is…well…the cat’s meow. He invented the cat o’nine tails, and knows how to use it. He doesn’t always drink spirits but when he does he prefers Cold Duck. He is the most interesting cat in the world.
Recounting Life with The Count…
He is the most interesting cat in the world. Do not ever make the mistake of calling him “Puss”…he is the “Count in Boots”. Curiosity tried to kill him once, but he was quicker. Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him and no one has ever gotten his tongue. His bear hugs are actually hugs he gives to bears. He has never dragged anything in…his conquests follow him willingly because they think he is…well…the cat’s meow. He invented the cat o’nine tails, and knows how to use it. He doesn’t always drink spirits but when he does he prefers Cold Duck. He is the most interesting cat in the world.
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