He is the most interesting cat in the world. His brain is registered as a lethal weapon. He once killed somebody without ever touching them. He can disarm you with a look….or with his hands, either way. The PACMAN ghosts run away from him-whether he eats a pellet or not. He framed Roger Rabbit. His enemies list him as their emergency contact number and his organ donor card includes his whiskers. He got pulled over once. After apologizing, the cop wrote himself a ticket. He is questioned by the law often, just because they find him so fascinating. He is the most interesting cat in the world.