THE COUNT…

He is the most interesting cat in the world. He once built a rocket ship and donated it to the Russians who immediately sent a dog into space. It was the beginning of a master plan to rid the world of inferior species. Then he buried a time capsule full of things that haven’t happened yet. Alien abductors have asked him to probe them. His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards and he can’t be bought, but sometimes his nail clippings come up at auction. If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines. He is the most interesting cat in the world.


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