The Most Interesting Cat in the World: The Count

He is the most interesting cat in the world. He once taught a German Shepherd……to bark in Spanish, and he immediately started barking up the wrong tree. He got a perfect score on the SAT by simply writing his name. He will never bring you pictures he’s drawn in school, but he may bring you a dead mouse. People Magazine always names him the “Sexiest Cat Alive” but he is so humble he refuses to accept the honor. When he goes out to eat, the waiter tips him.  He’s so cool any drink he holds chills automatically and when he orders a “Catatonic” the bartender knows it is not a state of mind…it is a cocktail he wants shaken, not stirred. He is the most interesting cat in the world.

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