To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit Our House and Complain About Our Pets:
- They live here. You don’t.
- If you don’t like their hair on your clothing, then stay off the furniture. (That’s why it’s called it “fur”niture.)
- I like my pets better than I like most people.
- To you, it’s an animal. To me, he or she is an adopted son or daughter who is hairy, short, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly.