“To Our Non-Pet Owning Visitors” (Anonymous Author)

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit Our House and Complain About Our Pets:

  1. They live here. You don’t.
  2. If you don’t like their hair on your clothing, then stay off the furniture. (That’s why it’s called it “fur”niture.)
  3. I like my pets better than I like most people.
  4. To you, it’s an animal. To me, he or she is an adopted son or daughter who is hairy, short, walks on all fours and doesn’t speak clearly.
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